Once upon a time in a land far, far away. . . . . .

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away there was a little elf named Tiny. Tiny liked to ride bicycles and actually he was pretty good. He got harassed a lot to ride with the faster elves, but Tiny knew what his goals were and he stood his ground and stayed with the slower elves so he could meet them.

One day the KING Elf asked Tiny to race his bicycle in a magical land far, FAR away. It would take 7 days by camel to get there, so Tiny decided to rent a Jeep (not a sheep). The Jeep rode well and he arrived at the magical land in plenty of time to pre-ride part of the course. Now Tiny didn't realize this magical land that was far, FAR away was just like the place he was from. . . .where it gets dark by 5:00. . . .so he set out on his adventure not knowing where he was going with only mere minutes until dark. Of course he got lost. . . . . . .and a gnome from another town had to be guide him back with his little pen light. . . .just in the nick of time as Tiny was getting hungry.

The next day Tiny rode in the race the KING Elf invited him to and he won. He celebrated with his little elf friends and the beautiful princess elf and they both took home Iceman jerseys.

That night Tiny had trouble sleeping and he decided he would pack the Jeep up to head back to his home lands in the middle of the night. . . . . .so he did. He entertained himself on the long drive back in the dark by singing country songs to himself. . . . . .telling himself stories. . . . . .and counting how many deer he saw on the roadside.

Before arriving back in his village he had to return the Jeep to the Dollar rental counter. The gargoyle behind the counter was pleasant enough to point out the fact that they didn't have Tiny's camel anymore. It became a mystery as to where Tiny's camel went. Upon further investigation it was discovered Tiny parked his camel in a no-parking zone, so they had to tow his camel. Tiny pointed out to the gargoyle that SHE told him to park the camel there, but it didn't matter what he said, they were going to charge him for the towing anyway. . . . .so he gave up the fight.

They sent him to the Troll's shack to pay for the towing and once he arrived there he discovered they not only towed his camel and charged him for that. . . . .but they parked the camel in a limited parking zone so he also received a ticket. By now Tiny was very angry and went to pay the Troll so he could get home and eat. The Troll informed him of the charges. . . . . .and then informed him that on top of the towing and the ticket charges. . . .he also had to pay another $30 to STORE the camel. Poor Tiny was fuming out his elf ears as he went to the time machine to get cash for the Troll. After some debate and a second trip out to make change because the Troll didn't have any change. . . . . .Tiny finally got his camel back (not to be confused with his "Camelbak") and headed home to eat.

He was very glad the KING Elf had given him money for winning the bicycle race in the magical land far, FAR away. . . . .because he spent it all on his camel. Stupid camel.